Funny fill in the blanks stories

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end? Why can't donuts be square? Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean? What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object? ... If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? ...Sammie took a break from recording to fill in the blanks for the readers of TheUrbanDaily. The beginning. I started singing in the church with my family, my Mother and sister both have beautiful voices. .... Its funny because there are artist who have millions of followers and sell 30k so there has to be a disconnect somewhere so you have to figure out where the disconnect is. I have already been working on “Is Just a Mixtape 2″ I just started working on track 2 before ...

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It's also laugh out loud funny, outright charming, and unabashedly sentimental at times. There is great variety here and a whole lot to like. "Pop Art" is a story that is, quite literally, too good to be in any collection. ... Things don't usually happen the way we want, nor are the endings fully explained; it's the issues that go unknown to the reader--what we 'fill in the blanks'--that enables these stories to stick in our minds as long as they do. ...They understand how I construct steps and I give them a lot of leeway10 and sometimes actually give them very little instructions and they fill in the blanks.” Watching Septime Webre work with his dancers is an exciting creative process ...

I love the last line of the post: “Will we stand distant and detached until we fill in all the blanks — or will we take a leap of faith and give God the space to write His story?” amber ...5. Fill in the blank. I will never forget the first time I flew an airplane. 6. Who, in your opinion, is the world's forgotten hero? ~ Dietrich Bonhoeffer. 7. Find a word that rhymes with forget and use it to write a funny sentence. ...

Fill In The Blank. When I was driving Austin and Emma back from the park yesterday morning, Emma said to me, "My mom used to be an Egyptian princess in her previous life." "No kidding. I used to be a clown in my previous life.", I told her. ... I wonder what that story is? The family that shaves together, stays together? After dinner, we were sitting on the front porch in the pitch dark, watching the kids burn off the excessive energy, when Jerry wandered up. ...

The more I think of these, the more I wonder how I am still alive, and I am only telling stories that resulted in a trip to the doctor/hospital/ER. Maybe next week we should do "Dumb things that should have resulted in serious injury ... I guess the ellipses mean I have to fill in the blanks? Hmm, a million of what? The only thing I can think of that I would like to have a million of is dollars . Then I would Copyright © 2008-2010 This feed is for ...